Artists & Crafters Supply Community: You Might Be A Redneck If --

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You Might Be A Redneck If --

This is very good! Not the type of redneck jokes we hear.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are

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You might be a redneck if:   It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if:   You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:   You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:   You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if:   You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:   You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:   You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:   You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.

You got this email from me because I believe that
you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the
same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the USA !