This is very good! Not the type of redneck jokes we hear.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Y'all know who ya are
You might be a redneck if:It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if:You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if:You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' You might be a redneck if:You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a redneck if:You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem You might be a redneck if:You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if:You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
You got this email from me because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the USA !
Keep the fire burning, redneck friend. IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.